"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
