fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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