The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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