Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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