glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
