it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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