how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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