I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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