Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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