went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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