There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
