ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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