whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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