I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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