this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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