that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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