I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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