we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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