It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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