i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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