it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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