Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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