I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
