I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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