Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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