I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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