I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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