Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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I need you to use more vowels.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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