He is an equal opportunity slut.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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