I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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