when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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