doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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