I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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