at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
wrigley field is MILF paradise
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
