Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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