Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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