I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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