Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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