their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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