So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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