Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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