Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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