Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
