I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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