So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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