I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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