is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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