it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
my shit smells like andre
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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