no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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