Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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