I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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